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Hi Kris!!!! So about the first story I’m Olivia. And to clear some things up. I have never nor ever wanted to get on with my friends bf, I barley tolerate him as is and have told my friend to break up with him.
Omg hi! I'm so sorry about him, he seems like a bvtch and i believe you. ❤
I think he wanted excuse to borderline cheat on your friend while not loosing her. He sounds very manipulative and creepy I totally agree with you he needs DUMPED IN THE TRASH NOW!
Did she? He sounds gross anyways
I knew it, the way he was talking like "I bet she'd like it" made me immediately think I bet she won't. When I was your age, I had the same damn thing happen to me, both ways, I laughed in their faces while they tried to beg me to do it. I hope she leaves him cuz he absolutely will cheat on her because he has no respect for her and is clearly looking at other options.
If this truly is you: I hope she left him. Your best friend and yourself deserves better
"It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits"
It's all shits and giggles until someone shits the bed
And this guy is probably the guy who asks for @nl.
so true
The bit that disgusts me about story 1 is that the last time OP/boyfriend saw her friend "Olivia" was Olivia's 18th birthday party. Mans had like a countdown clock or something
Exactly, he's one of those predatory player types
yeah, I didn't even think about it. Both of them have probably known her since she was 17 and he probably has been fantasizing since then or even before, disgusting
Even if it was her 18th birthday he was like 19 that's like a year difference so 17 - 19 not a big deal
No hes 23, the girlfriend is 19@@shakenbake4971
@@shakenbake4971he is 23
With the first issue, the odds are Olivia would be horrified by the suggestion and the BF has built this all up in his head.
Yeahhh that was my thought too. He’s basically admitting to wanting to sleep with your freshly 18 friend.. even if I was okay with having someone else in the bedroom. He’s already a weird creep for bringing it up right when she turned legal. Makes me think he might’ve found her attractive from the start and now that she’s legally okay to sleep with. He’s trying to find a way to sleep with her.
Also has me wondering how old was op when they first started dating? Is he a gross man that just enjoys trying to sleep with as young as he can get women? And now that he’s 23 he knows the youngest he can legally get is 18? I get that 18 and 23 isn’t a crazy age gap. But mentally it is. I’m 23 now and 18 year old me was stupid lol. I’d be sick to my stomach if I accidentally thought an 18 year old was attractive because to me they are babies. Plus I have a friend that was 18 ( now 19 ) and although I adore her. She puts up with way too much from boys because she’s just 19. He’s weird
My thought was like, it’s okay to broach the question. It’s not wrong to touch on sensitive topics like that if that’s the kind of relationship he was looking for. What makes him the asshole is his response to her expressing discomfort. He brushed her off and tried to make her feel wrong for being uncomfortable. The correct answer to that is “that’s totally fine. I don’t want you to feel compelled to do anything you aren’t comfortable with. Consider the matter closed.”
She actually commented under the video and… drumroll… you are CORRECT!! She said she barely tolerates the bf and has told her friend to dump him. I sincerely hope the friend listens.
Yeap, Olivia herself commented on the video.
Who cares about the friends opinion.. that's separate from the girlfriend playing into the idea and then getting offended when she got an answer she didn't like..
This is on the girlfriend, not him for simply having sexual fantasies even he knows is far stretch. If she didn't want to know the answer , she shouldn't of lead him on into believing she might be up for the idea. There no defending her here..
The friend only wants them to breakup because she's interested but doesn't want to share as well.
The girlfriend has no one to blame but herself for playing alone..
Regarding projection, I wanted to get a HELOC for some home repairs. My now-ex-husband refused to sign off on it saying "You're going to funnel it into a lawyer to divorce me". I was like like "WHAT??" 2 months later he filed for divorce. It do be like that sometimes.
The guy about the fart was LOOKING for a reason to leave.
My first thought
The chances are he had some kinda medical issue
"You dont need to justify a fart." Best advice
10:23 10:26
10:32 10:37 😊
I farted on day 4 of my relationship and he said "I'm gonna marry you" and we've been together for almost 9 years, married for almost 6 lol
12:52 There is another update; OP called husband out and he explained he was joking. She accepted that explanation and will allow him to do the paternity test if he still wishes, but he'll owe her one.
Pin this please!
JOKING??? Dear lord…. 🙄
No he was not, he probably did not want to have his phone checked
lmao, damage control huh? This dude is hiding some shit.
Thanks for the update
"BuT sHe HaS dArKeR hAiR tHaN mE" a baby's hair color doesn't mean jack shyte, I was born a redhead and now have dark brown hair.
I was born with coal black hair, That then turned into bleach blonde. Was bleach blonde throughout my childhood, Now I have dirty blonde as an adult.
My parents are ; a RED head woman with freckles and a Black haired tan skinned man.
Yeah my sister used to be white blonde know she’s medium brunette
@CharleeNtSlmccl-c936
Yeah, genetics are weird.
& This guy is mad dumb.
I also saw an update ... apparently his excuse was that he was joking?? & The wife just accepted that response after calling him out... so, that's lame..
As a redhead, the amount of people who have told me that they used to be a redhead when they were born is crazy!! (no hate just reinforcing your point) also my best friend who is now blonde was one of them and I've seen her baby photos so it's 100% possible)
Same I was born a ginger but now my hair is dirty blonde
Fart guy has such a short fuse I'd take that as a serious warning to get away from him. He will give any "excuse" (pretext) for anger.
I absolutely love that you still use “am I the scaly wag” for these Reddit stories!! It always makes me smile 😂😃❤
Same! We have a Scullywags pirate ship boat ride adventure where ur a part of the entertainment & ride around on the lake
She has to, the official title on reddit is, "am I the assehole" and she can't use that in a title on RUclips.
I MISS JAYY WHERE IS JAY?! I MISS HIS SMALL APPEARANCE'S HIS JOKES WHAT HAPPENED??? WHERE ARE YOU JAYYY?!
he only edits the main channel i think...
Pretty sure the last one had an update where they were right that she felt that she thought he was judging her for forgiving a partner for cheating and he didn't love her as much or something like that. I think at least she ended up in counseling to work through that and he's being as supportive as he can and that's honestly amazing.
For sure it does, I remembered this story because I heard it in one of Vincey's videos
@@madmouse1016 THAT'S WHERE I HEARD IT!
@@hyapat-xxc Vincey fans *unite* 🤝
I told my husband the only place he could get a paternity test was in the hospital. We had previously discussed how sometimes women try to pass off the affair child as their husbands. I told him that if he ever doubted me he could get the test done after the birth. And I would forgive and move on. That’s the only exception. (We have 3 children and he’s never once asked to or thought they weren’t his). All this discussion happened before we ever got married or even had children. My husband has brown hair and I have dirty blonde, our daughter came out a strawberry blonde and it’s gotten darker red as she’s gotten older. Our other two are boys with dark blonde hair. Genetics are fun. (My grandma has auburn hair and my uncle and aunt are redheads)
That isn't the only reason. Switched births do occur sometimes.
The only ones against this are hiding something.
And I don't think that's completely unreasonable. Like cuz as mothers we know it's our baby because it came out of us. But I can understand how men might have doubts. So I don't think it's unreasonable for them to want a paternity test
The only person on my mom or dad’s side of my family that have brown eyes is my mom’s dad, my grandpa. EVERYONE else has green eyes. My dad, mom, brother, sister, all extended family. Just me and my maternal grandpa with brown eyes. 🤷🏼♀️
People are idiots about genetics even in basic situations like eye and hair color.
Okay, let's talk about the first one! So, he asked if the girl would ever let another girl join and said her best friend's name!! We all took got that info already...But when she mentioned that the last time, they all hung out was for her birthday, meaning it was her 18 birthdays. So, Kris was right, she was a new adult, and that man wanted to pounce on her right way...Get Oliva away from that man, he is way too old to go after a newly adult who's mind is still developing. What a weirdo.
I'd definitely ask if he thought it was OK to pick one of his friends to join instead or another time..lol this dude is a voucher bag..lol
omg that is repulsive
I toot when I wake up in the morning and my husband of 15 years appears with my morning tea. He always said I heard your butt say good morning!😂😂😂
Aww 😂❤
That’s hilarious! 😂
At least your husband does that, mine makes quick eye contact with me for a good minute before he runs at me, fake sniffing my bum then says,"You called?"😂😂
🤣
🤣🤣💙💙😍I love this its like your toot is a little bell in the morning 😂
As a therapist, i think i have authority to say you conveniently are wearing the perfect therapist outfit!😂
4:12 “stay with me. And then we burn the house” 😂😂😂😂😂
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First one: You immediately turn around and ask him if he would be comfortable with a second guy.
thats what i was thinking the entire time!!! and she needs to name a SPECIFIC dude, like one of his closest friends, or someone he's jealous of or smth.
It would be cool if you had your own Reddit dedicated to these stories. Like your fans can submit stories and you react to them :)
That be awesome
Charlotte Dobre does, it's an awesome thread
I thought she did.
B@@smoothlyamusingI feel like her audience is more mature and that's why it works really well.
Yes!!! This is what the world NEEDS
21:33 I'm concerned that she would be proactive about saying she would forgive them. That thought process means she expects to be hurt/betrayed by everyone in her life so she has made it standard to precope with that expectation of being hurt.
That’s such a good point. Maybe she thinks she’ll never have anything better than being with someone who will hurt her deeply and she’ll either have to forgive or lose them. She’s convinced herself tolerating cheating is a given and is noble even. When in reality it shows a lack of love and respect for herself.
And the fact that the last time they saw her was Olivia's BIRTHDAY, so she was BARELY 18.
Oof, I missed that. Really makes it sound like he was waiting for her to be "legal" so he could suggest the sexy shenanigans to his gf.
I got an ad right at the "we'll be right back" sequence lol😂
Ain't it nice when things work out like that?
@ambersather7460 lol yup! 💯
Me too! It was for Nestle Crunch😂😂😂
new born baby hair sometimes is actually really dark, but it falls and then baby starts to grow their natural hair, not that it matters, but a lot of people don't know this.
Then why was I blonde? 😂
I was blonde and then my hair fell out and became dark
@@KittyUnicorn56XDit is possible for it to go the other way around to tho
My son was born with gray eyes and black hair in the first month his hair turned from black to brown and then an almost blonde brown. And his eyes also turned to like a dark chocolate brown.
@KittyUnicorn56XD and teens males can suddenly wake up with curls. Hair changes, eyes change. My brother had blonde, and it changed to brown. My other brother remained blonde.
My daughter was born with black hair, and brown eyes. And by the time she was a year old she had blonde hair and blue eyes. Which is exactly what my hair and eye color was like when I was born. And my husband saw baby pictures of me and knew that. But he still thought that I cheated when he saw our daughter at birth. Some people are just stupid
A baby can be born with completely different colored hair than what it actually turns out to be.
I had several different hair colors in my first year, my parents had no idea how it would turn out
And since I discovered dye, they still have no idea how it will turn out 😂
Yeah. Weirder things happen to other species too.
Cats are born and their eyes are blue. Doesn't matter what colour their parents eyes are. The standard for a kitten's eyes is blue. It's almost ALWAYS blue. Their eyes then change colour and become the colour they'll have for the rest of their lives throughout the first few months.
So it's not really that weird that a human baby could do the same with hair
2nd OP's husband clearly never made it past punnet squares in genetic phenotyping 😂
13:14 this is literally relationship goals. Being in a LDR we havent been physically together the whole time, so sometimes we dont feel as comfortable as a couple whove lived together for years, naturally, but i really (in a way) hope she farts in front of me, and it’d be a relief coz i wont have to hold it til we’re in different rooms 😭😭
bruh, just ask if she's ready to cross the fart barrier
Or just fart in front of her see what she do, my fiance did just walk inn on me mid 💩
But be fair we where friends with benifit for a while so allredy been on the fart stage..
Wait have i ever? No all realtionchip i been in i did fart, but be damed if they did notice i do others stuff i only s** glitter and i pee pure water. 😂😂
I had a giant ass air freshner spray inn mh purse 😂😂 i whas odd back then 😂😂😂
The girlfriend that’s mad about the hypothetical cheating is SO looking for permission to cheat.
wow I can't believe he'd ask that question with a.) a person in mind and b.) in such a vulnerable situation aka being fully in the shower
Really that was insane, and not only did he have someone in mind but her 18 year old friend!!
I dont see y yall are freaking out. He communicated something that was on his mind. Some ppl r into that. I thought communication was supposed to be important.
@@mylesp89 because he was thinking about her friend in a sexual way
@@mylesp89yeah umm communication is important but, bringing up wanting to sleep with another person (especially your persons friends) when this have NEVER been a conversation before, is not communication. Not only that, bringing something sensitive up like that out of the blue, after sex, while naked in the shower together is not the time & place. It also brings up the point, if he’s thinking of the topic and her friend right after sex, he was probably thinking of her friend during sex. Don’t try to act confused and be a smart ass with “I thought communication was important” you know what you’re doing with that comment.
@@lesliecampbell4657all the things that went through my head. Well said 😊
I would answer the question about involving another person honestly, letting him know that I might be embarrassed by involving a close friend, or someone we knew.
So glad you read these solo. I love your reactions and unfiltered opinions better.
"You don't need to justify a fart." This is wisdom I shall surely pass to my only son, Auntie Kris. 🙏🏻
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My wife and I have never not had unfiltered access to each other's phones and we have all of each other's passwords. It wasn't brought up as a trust thing but just us being sure we had access to each other's stuff whenever we needed it for whatever reason.
Yeah, same. And not because we don't trust the other and want to check in, but because it's more convenient! I always say if there's something I want to hide, you should probably be seeing it 🤷
@leilasmila I LOVE that last line, wow!
Re the 3way story and the fart story. The way I look at it: you never NEED a reason to break.up with someone (aka the first story), but sometimes you have a reason and its just a really stupid one (the fart story)
3:12 I fucking love Kris’s energy during this story 😂😂 “ you want the shovel??” 😂😂😂😂😂
When someone asks for a 3rd or "open" the relationship they already have someone in mind, she should ask him how he'd feel about asking HIS best friend for a 3way
He would hate it or love it.. hard too tell
9 times out of 10 ( unless he's bi/pan) he'd be totally against another male. He'll feel "threatened", while having another girl would feel "right" to him. Anyway, that guy is gross and I wouldn't doubt he'd eventually cheat on her
Liking the color scheme. If you were my therapist I'd be in trouble. I think your giving value with your comments on reddit entries. I couldn't ever be so bold.
Taken me 35 years too long to learn that partners will gaslight you about cheating when THEY are doing it. 🤦♀️
First story: I imagine that if that's something you want to bring to the table, right after being intimate is the WRONG time. It seems like the subtext is "you aren't enough in bed'
Honestly just a shit thing to say anytime especially choosing a close friend of hers
Plus “oh he slipped” could be one way to get revenge and get away with it lol
@@sleepygirl8005 I mean it's entirely not my thing but I've got open relationship friends, I suspect they've had conversations about which friends, and I don't judge. He did take the "who?" bait way too quickly though...
@@FoxstarHaven”you aren’t good enough in bed” ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ did you miss the part of them being like 18 years old… 🤦♀️ holy moly. Jesus. You must be a male.
14:05
My boyfriend and I have been together for a little over a year. The amount of times I (even in the first few months of us dating not actually being in the relationship) have intentionally “built one up for him” and waited holding it in for him to sit up while I’m standing, and turned around and let it rip directly infront of his face mere inches away- is diabolical. He’s still with me and mentions how he wouldn’t change a thing.❤ dump is ass!! 😭😭🙏🙏💀💀
I relate to the baby not looking like the dad one so much! My husband is Japanese and has dark hair and eyes, and I have dark hair and green eyes. Our son came out with red hair and blue eyes, he doesn't look anything like his dad. However he looks exactly like me when I was a baby except with light red hair. 😂
That is like my son. He’s bi racial. His father is black and Im white. Now that our son is 14 ,he has always looked like me to a tee. Blonde hair, blue eyes, white. Features in the face. Usually darker pigmented skin tones are dominant. My son’s father has an older child and his ex gf are both black and their son is extremely light skin and looks to be bi racial.
@brandiehammond My daughters mom is white and I'm black and my daughter came out more pale than my wife's legs in the winter time😂. But my daughter's features matched mine completely. It just took a couple months for pigment to start coming in. I didn't need a test to know she was mine but I doubt my wife would've even blinked twice to take one so I knew for sure.
Girl the entire first minute of this video has me dying I love you so much you built my humor brick by brick
"You don't need to justify a fart". LOL.
Bro in the first story should've kept his shower thoughts to himself 😭
Even if you know your GF is bi, the question is still like juggling a landmine. Well he got clumsy and dropped that landmine and it went BOOM.
Kris literally got me out of my depression
The first story actually happened to me to a T once in an abusive narcissistic manipulative relationship the first month when I was manipulated into moving in with them after my mom passed…
He knew I was in a vulnerable state and knew how much I cared for him, he made me feel so uncomfortable but bad about it it’s disgusting to even talk about. Personally
and the only thing i can add into the story of mine is that he also added that because of my sexuality “it wasn’t a big deal” too and made me question myself and loyalty and made feel so bad to where he had ME ask girls knowing again I was uncomfortable but I wanted to please him and get it over with and even tho i told him no bc of a situation that happened to me (which is why im uncomfortable) still he did behind my back and would constantly sneak the question for an extra 2 years and added my best friend into the question (which she hated him)
which one girl blasted it on the internet making me even more uncomfortable and upset bc it wasn’t MY idea
Another personally had a long talk with me about how not right it was what he was doing and I wish I would’ve left that month…
And to get into it further why I was so “uncomfortable” is bc HE KNEW a past shituation experience that happened I was drugged/assaulted in a situation that involved 2 others (I’m not getting into it) but that gave me horribly ptsd to this day AND still had the nerve to ask and say those things to me too
Never.ever.stay
Never ever question yourself
With someone who treats you like that because it only gets worse trust me…and you only get more stuck…more abusive
thankfully I had people to make a plan to help me leave after 4 years of the bs without anything happening to me
Stay away from those red flags loves and never ever question yourself in those types of situations EVER
2:49 THE LAST TIME THEY HUNG OUT SHE TURNED 18 ?!?! 🤢🤢🤢 edit : legal is not always ethical. 17+ 3 weeks means the 23+ year old wanted to be inside the 17 year old. If you think that is okay you are likely a groomer
Well, hes 23, gf is 19.
And bases on the little info, all parties involved seem equally immature.
Theres gotta be nuance to the age/consent issues.
Imo, the actual transgression is someone with more life experience/ intelligence exploiting someone with less. Like, the intentional manipulation to circumvent "consent" and/or seeking out younger individuals because they are more easily victimized.
In other words, the intentional utilization of power dynamics to exploit the other individual for personal satisfaction,etc.
there's a 4 and 5 year gap. its not a huge thing o.o dont make it that big of a deal. if it was 7 year age gap then i would be concerned. but 18-23/25 that's mostly college age kids. which is perfectly normal and legal.
@@aidendaniels4063in no world is 18 and 25 normal
They meant that the beach party (olivia's bday party) was the last place they saw her. And since she's 18. The party had to be her 18th bday party. So she was 17 before that. Sus.
@ yeah your "its legal" mindset just said a lot about you. Anyone over 21 looking at someone who is a few weeks "legal" is gross and so are you. Please go argue your point to someone who DOES NOT know there is a difference between legal and ethical.
The correct answer to "with who?" is "that would be your choice."
3:17 omg George Carlin just popped into my head with his skit about guys named "TODD" 😂😂😂 its so damn funny. The first time i saw it i was dating a guy named todd and he was sitting next to me, watching it. I turned to look at him and he legit was sitting there like 🙎🏻😑
The way carlin says todd will FOREVER live rent free in my head 🤣
4:11 Great ideas with Kris!!!
@5:54 Okay but why does Dr. Collins sounds SO professional? Also hi Kris, love your videos!
12:49 the projecting thing is so true! My ex accused me of cheating and I was like “how could I? I’m home all day taking care of our baby.” Turns out the 🐖 was cheating on me
Just because one man cheated on you doesn't mean every man cheats or projects. It just shows that trust is a two way street. Just because you wouldn't cheat or wasn't cheating doesn't mean another woman wouldn't. Both parties in a relationship should have no problem providing anything to show you can be trusted. Sorry that, that happened to you btw
All I gotta say about the first one is that it stopped being a hypothetical once he doubled down and gave a name that they both knew and it being someone close to at least one of them
kris is feeding us with content aah
To the last story. My boyfriend and I both talked about it and since we've both experienced being cheated on, we both agree that if either of us cheated on the other, the relationship is over. Not only that it would be a huge shock because we worked hard at communicating and being open adults with each other about things that bother us. So to later discover one of us cheating would for sure break all trust and make us wonder if everything we a lie.
9:40 my son's father said that when I was pregnant he wanted a paternity test I told him to go right ahead and spend that $600 and look like a fool😂
Same with my ex, when our daughter was 4, but he said I needed to pay for half of it 🤣🤣 I told him I'm not questioning paternity dude. I know who the father is. (We were recently broken up and I'm guessing he wanted to get out of his responsibilities. )
33% of paternity tests return a non match result. Women 100% know who the mother is, men should have the same right given we totally have the technology for it. This is aside from the financial burden even if the child is proven not his. Would absolutely spend $600 to verify the legitimacy of the hundreds of thousands spent through a lifetime was for my child and not someone else's.
@Thedrickx I get what you're saying and I myself and him knew it was his because for one he never let me leave the house and two he was very controlling so I had no means four ways of cheating plus if I did he probably would have beat my ass and damn near killed me
@@Thedrickx ew
You do realize there many MANY cases of men raising children who they obviously thought were theirs but turned out weren’t right? Which is an extremely f*cked up thing
Edit: 1-5% of ALL paternity tests comeback as the guy not being the father. 32% of paternity test where they had a reason to get a paternity test came back where the guy was not the father. Thats CRAZY! Every situation is completely different and I can find it completely reasonable for a woman to be upset if the man wants a paternity test done. However I find it completely reasonable for men to want a paternity test to be done especially in certain situations and the stats and facts just prove that its more than reasonable. It obviously depends on the situation though. Just like a woman who is completely faithful and theres zero reason for the man to think the kid isnt his would be upset. A woman who has been unfaithful and knows the guy isnt the father or theres a chance hes not the father will get just as upset to try and gaslight the guy or whatever. So just by the woman getting upset when asked for a paternity test to be done, means absolutely nothing because it could be for two polar opposite reasons and outcomes.
I’m right there with you, Kris. That first person’s story made me so angry. It’s clear that the relationship has messed her up to the point where she can’t even see that he’s the problem, and she’s believe she might be overreacting. I remember putting up with all kinds of BS at her age too.
13:57 my mom’s ex would get upset with us (me, my bro, and mom) if we farted. When the three of us told him that we find farts funny he would get even more mad and yell at all of us calling us all immature, and disgusting. My mom now has a new man and he finds farts funny.
14:36 Shrek: "Better out than in I always say" 😂😂😂
Insaley early! Does anyone else cheer when Kris posts??
4th damn
7:02 Kris saying don't light his house on fire.... well dammit, does anyone know how to put out a fire?😂
I love how all oopavilles most popular videos are the ones where kris is in lmao
😂😂 the farting story. I remember my brother in law said he didn't think women should burp or fart (he was a teen at the time) and my 14 year old sarcastic ass burped as loud as I could in answer. My parents thought it was hilarious even though mom hates burps. He never said anything like it again. Now his daughters show him how well they can do either of those😂
Why am I not surprise your a therapist now 😂😂😂 love u Kris, thanks for entertaining me during my sports marketing class 💙💙💙💙💙💙
6:04 I love how you started to say it’s a free country and corrected yourself 😂
2:12 Kris channels Jack Nicholson "...in the SHOW-er"
3:16 hey my husbands name is a sound effect and he's great (its Scott). That genuinely made me laugh tho...and he looked at me funny 😂😂
3:43 If I had this conversation with a partner, I wouldn’t even let them explain. We’d be done right then and there.
It would be a polyamory relationship, I have one with my boyfriend and he loves me with every bone in his body
@Raspberry_Lily25 There's nothing wrong with polyamory. What I find weird is that he was like, "hey, your friend that I knew when she was still a child, can I have s*x with her now that she just became an adult?" He's been hanging out with her and the last time he did was when she turned 18
maybe it's just because i'm aroace but personally i don't fully understand why people are so upset about this one
@ not everyone’s interested in that type of shit, I would just end the relationship if my partner asked for that. I know what type of relationship it WOULD be, in my comment I’m saying that it’s not okay to me.
@@Raspberry_Lily25 I’m glad that works for you, but it’s not for everyone and some people prefer monogamy. I understand OP being upset in this case because their relationship started out monogamous only for him to suddenly and crudely suggest a threesome with her friend
12:32 “you guys are savages and I LOVE IT!” LOL
2:06 im am DECEASED because same ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
I absolutely LOVE this content! You could do it 3x a week and I'm here for it!!! I don't even get on reddit but it's fun and hilarious to hear you reading stories and adding your hilarious yet valid and intelligent commentary!!!!
With the first story I don't think the guy did anything wrong just by asking her if she'd be in to it. You can't know unless you'd ask, and like Kris said some people are in to it. So fair nuff. Where he royally screwed the pooch was asking for naming names. Proving that he wasn't just being curious, but because he wanted someone else... the fact it was her friend, just an extra slap in the face. He really shoulda shut his hole after that point, cuz he sure as heck ain't gettin' in hers ever again LOL
Yeah I agree with you. Asking a general question isn’t wrong but getting specific with a friend’s name is a little uncomfy. He could have said a celebrity name or just “I dunno, someone we are both attracted to”. I don’t fully agree with Kris on “boyfriend should put blinders on and only look at girlfriend”. We are human, we all have eyes, and finding someone else attractive isn’t the end of a relationship. I’m married - I look at pretty girls almost as much as hubby does - women are beautiful! No blinders here and expecting that would lead to more hurt I feel. I mean don’t lick your lips looking as someone else or break your neck checking them out but ok to look. 😂
She asked him
He brought up her friend, meaning he only brought this up because he was already thinking of sleeping with her friend. Not only that he went in to detail with “I thought it would feel good” and “I think she’d like it”. If you want to bring up this conversation do it at the right time, in the right place, not immediately after sex when you’re still naked in the shower with your girlfriend. Especially when it’s a conversation you guys have NEVER had before.
@@mylesp89she did, to try and understand where he was coming from. I feel like of you genuinely want to open a relationship, you start with the hypothetical idea and celebrities are good for that because you can feel attracted but know it's unobtainable. You only start throwing actual people around as possibilities once you know both of you are into it as a concept. And even then you're probably better off finding a willing participant on Tinder than going straight to the best friend. Feelings are complicated things.
Your commentary, and delivery are pure gold.
*stomp stomp* *clap* *stomp stomp* *clap*
Buddy, you’re a girl, make a big noise
Playing in the street, gonna be a big star someday You got confidence on your face, you’re first place Kicking your can all over the place, singin’
(we love, we love, Kris!) *stomp stomp* *clap* *stomp stomp* *clap*
I had a Karate Kid flashback here - the original Karate Kid, Ralph Maccio era: "Sweep the leg, Johnny!"
19:14 she’s already cheated. The weight of now knowing if he finds out means the end of the relationship. Versus before where she likely logicked her way into thinking if he finds out she can talk him down, which is now even less likely than her imagined out come.
That is certainly one of the implications, just as likely as the "I am shocked my BF does not believe in forgiveness like I do" possibility.
It doesn't mean that she has cheated. She is probably upset because she forgives so easily, and now she knows that he doesn't. So now she is probably scared that if she does something and screws up, he won't love her anymore. She gives people second chances and he doesn't.
No apparently she thought he was judging hee for forgiving her ex for cheating
Or something and she needed to go to counseling
I am LOVING the sassy Kris in this video! You tell them Kris!! 🫰🫰🫰
Kristina is fired UP today!🤣🤣🤣
3:09 i love how she has named all of the men Todd, then says his names prob one syllable. Its like the third videos shes done this and i giggle every time lol
YESSSS❤ im sick rn and when i saw you posted it made me feel a little better❤❤
15:07 nooooo not the Hotdog down the hallway 😂😂😂😂😂
I am so glad me and my partner often congratulate each other on an impressive fart lol, sometimes it's a morning greeting 🤣 🤣
Dr Kris is 100% spot on with the advice. I am sitting with popcorn. Scandalous stories minus the fart story.
-20°C is -4°F 😂
It's so weird how that is true but -20 f is somehow only -28 c like the math is so off LOL
@@LaeLiHeart wait til you hear about -40°C
Or 104f weather lol 40c!
“I’ll send you the bill in the mail for my time.” 😂 you better be in network!!!
Reddit stories are always insane, but if Kris is reporting on it, brace thyselfs
"Cringe rage bumps" was the laugh I needed today haha 😂 Thank you ♡
HI KRIS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE RESPONDED (i literally can’t do anything productive without watching one of your vids)❤
ur mental then xd
@@heckthisweirdshit1789I don’t think that was needed. Rude
@@pasteleyes97 women ☕
Ooh ❤
Lol same
The baby hair one, my brother came out with jet black hair while both of our parents are blondes. By his first birthday it completely changed to a light brunette. Genes are crazy
Six seconds! It’s the best to see you when I’m in the hospital frfr
hopefully its not anything serious!
Hope you get out soon😊 (idk what your going through but still)
@@vijokoleukemia so yeah serious but hopefully it will be treated in time
@FionaMurray-h8uthank you ❤️ been fighting leukemia for two years but the future is looking up 😊
I cant un see Cosmo and Wanda in your lamp lights 😂👀
It's all shits n giggles until someone giggles n shits.
😂
YESS😂😂
Hot dog down a hallway is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard😂😂
Hi Kris!!!! ILY!!! ur vids r amazing and help me through life!! Ty so such for sharing ur journey through life! 💖💛🤍
How was this 13h ago??
Whattttt
@@ISlaySoHard-slayikr
HUH?
I love how honest Kris is😂😂😂her and oompa are a dangerous combination together theres still 0 shi given
👇 Early peeps 👇
I'd say "Go ahead and get the test but I expect one hell of an apology tour when the results come back."